In Tucson for ten days. I remember why I left now.
Anonymous asked: so did you drop out of school?
Anonymous asked: did you move to portland with all the rest?
At work, we just moved our old oven out into the alley way. It’s an old fashioned pizza oven with a huge door that folds down. Sometimes we open the door and sit on it like a bench. Tonight my coworkers were sitting there smoking weed. They were getting BAKED IN THE OVEN.
The more tipsy customers get, the more tips I get.
The restaurant I work at charges $4.50 for a dish of about 15 “fancy” cashews. That’s just nuts.
Anonymous asked: Hello! Just wanted to tell you that you're really really talented! Where do you find your inspiration?
Someone come stay with me all night at Shot. Seriously.
Reina: What are you doing?
Reina: By which you mean tumblr?
Me: I'm so high; I was concentrating so hard on not saying "Batman" instead of "tumblr" that I said "Facebook."
I think everything will be quite perfect.
Me: I hope I get this dishwasher job. I can only move up.
Little brother: Yeah! First you're a dishwasher...
Then a Sergeant Dishwasher...
Then a Captain Dishwasher...
Then a General Dishwasher...
Then a waitress!
I just want to work at Sea World so I can say my life is finally full of porpoise.
stillwatersofconsciousness: “What’s your question?” she said in the distant kind of way someone says things when watching a collective insomnia in apartment lights and on-duty cabs “It’s just, I don’t understand how you-“ She tilted. Exposed a sliver of chipped-paint rust-speckled support beam. “-how you can be up here, and not even-“ He coughed. His voice cracked. The lights were red....
masenkoe replied to your photo ##YOLOSWAG 420 JUST BLAZE IT FAGGET It’s tobacco, but yeah hell yeah
I want to get a cat and name him Myego so that I can stroke my ego all the time and no one will know.