May 2013
5 posts
May 11th
2 tags
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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April 2013
9 posts
Apr 11th
Apr 11th
5 tags
Apr 11th
2 notes
Apr 10th
4 notes
Apr 9th
Apr 8th
2 notes
Apr 7th
1 note
In Tucson for ten days. I remember why I left now.
Apr 7th
Apr 6th
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March 2013
10 posts
Mar 31st
1 note
Mar 30th
2 tags
Mar 30th
3 notes
Mar 30th
2 notes
Mar 29th
3 notes
Anonymous asked: so did you drop out of school?
Mar 28th
Anonymous asked: did you move to portland with all the rest?
Mar 28th
Mar 26th
Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
1 note
February 2013
12 posts
Feb 22nd
3 notes
1 tag
Feb 20th
4 notes
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
3 notes
At work, we just moved our old oven out into the alley way. It’s an old fashioned pizza oven with a huge door that folds down. Sometimes we open the door and sit on it like a bench. Tonight my coworkers were sitting there smoking weed. They were getting BAKED IN THE OVEN.
Feb 13th
6 notes
The more tipsy customers get, the more tips I get.
Feb 13th
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The restaurant I work at charges $4.50 for a dish of about 15 “fancy” cashews. That’s just nuts.
Feb 13th
2 notes
Feb 13th
Anonymous asked: Hello! Just wanted to tell you that you're really really talented! Where do you find your inspiration?
Feb 4th
Someone come stay with me all night at Shot. Seriously.
Feb 4th
2 notes
Feb 4th
2 notes
3 tags
Feb 1st
8 notes
January 2013
18 posts
Jan 26th
6 notes
Jan 14th
3 notes
Reina: What are you doing?
Me: Facebook.
...
Reina: By which you mean tumblr?
Me: I'm so high; I was concentrating so hard on not saying "Batman" instead of "tumblr" that I said "Facebook."
Jan 13th
6 notes
I think everything will be quite perfect.
Jan 13th
1 note
1 tag
Jan 12th
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Me: I hope I get this dishwasher job. I can only move up.
Little brother: Yeah! First you're a dishwasher...
Then a Sergeant Dishwasher...
Then a Captain Dishwasher...
Then a General Dishwasher...
Then a waitress!
Jan 10th
4 notes
I just want to work at Sea World so I can say my life is finally full of porpoise.
Jan 9th
5 notes
http://stillwatersofconsciousness.tumblr.com/post/1... →
stillwatersofconsciousness: “What’s your question?” she said in the distant kind of way someone says things when watching a collective insomnia in apartment lights and on-duty cabs “It’s just, I don’t understand how you-“ She tilted. Exposed a sliver of chipped-paint rust-speckled support beam. “-how you can be up here, and not even-“ He coughed. His voice cracked. The lights were red....
Jan 9th
7 notes
masenkoe replied to your photo ##YOLOSWAG 420 JUST BLAZE IT FAGGET It’s tobacco, but yeah hell yeah
Jan 9th
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
2 notes
I want to get a cat and name him Myego so that I can stroke my ego all the time and no one will know.
Jan 7th