Crazy Uncle: We’re lucky we don’t live in a Communist society where they actually tell you what’s in stuff. They just say “Here EAT THIS.” Ass-par-tame. Euuuck. They say that’s the feces of e. Coli. Butter is okay.
Crazy Uncle: Now how big are these a-peeza pies? I’ll have a Quattro Fromaggio. Is that how you say that? Now did the Italian or the Spanish come first? And how much did that fireplace cost to install?